The Security Dance (Anthem)

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Keys for the storage, keys for the mail,
Lose just one and you're doomed to fail.
Two-factor login just to make tea,
Even my mouse needs a security key.

[Chorus]
Encrypt! Decrypt! It's the enterprise way,
You want your files? Not without a gateway!
Encrypt! Decrypt! We play it every day,
Lose the key, and your data goes away.

[Verse 2]
The printer won't print, the fridge won't chill,
Unless they're both on a zero-trust drill.
Logs on logs, just chasing a trace,
Of someone sneezing near the database.

[Chorus]
Encrypt! Decrypt! It's the paranoid game,
Just saving a doc feels like breaking a mainframe.
Encrypt! Decrypt! Compliance is the flame,
We secure our coffee like it's top domain.

[Bridge]
Security's great, but now we're stuck,
Takes five approvals to start the truck.
Too many layers, too much delay –
The hackers just phish us anyway!

[Final Chorus]
Encrypt! Decrypt! The daily dance of shame,
So safe… we forgot why we came.