ABC of IT

Lyrics

[Intro - Spoken, dry and playful]
Welcome to I T.
You know the language?
Good.
Let's begin.

[Verse 1 - Rhythmic rap, crisp diction, spell abbreviations clearly]
A P I, C L I
U I, U X, what comes next?
C P U, G P U
There's always one more acronym for you

H T T P, T C P
I P says: don't blame me
D N S has disappeared
Nobody knows why we're still here

[Pre-Chorus - Building energy, increasingly fast]
Ess El Aay, K P I
A S A P — don't ask me why
M V P and P O C
Welcome to the A B C

[Chorus - Catchy group vocals, rhythmic spelling]
A B C of I T
Everybody talks in three
A P I to T C P
Do you know what they all mean?

A B C of I T
Spell it out and follow me
RAM and ROM and S S D
That's the A B C of I T!

[Verse 2 - Faster rhythmic rap]
LAN, WAN, V P N
S S H, T L S again
M F A and S S O
What's the password?
I don't know!

S Q L and X M L
J S O N joins as well
C S V comes through the door
Do we need another format?
Sure!

[Pre-Chorus - Building energy, playful]
Ess El Aay, K P I
A S A P — don't ask me why
M V P and P O C
Welcome to the A B C

[Chorus - Catchy group vocals]
A B C of I T
Everybody talks in three
A P I to T C P
Do you know what they all mean?

A B C of I T
Spell it out and follow me
RAM and ROM and S S D
That's the A B C of I T!

[Verse 3 - Fast rap, abbreviations become increasingly overwhelming]
A W S, G C P
V M, V P C
I A M, C D N
Here we go with clouds again

S O C and S I E M
C V E, C V S S
D D O S, I D S
Are you keeping up with this?

[Break - Spoken, music drops out]
Wait.
What does that one mean?

[Voice from background]
Which one?

[Lead]
Exactly.

[Final Chorus - Full group vocals, energetic]
A B C of I T
Everybody talks in three
A P I to T C P
Nobody knows what they all mean!

A B C of I T
Spell it out and follow me
RAM and ROM and S S D
That's the A B C of I T!

[Outro - Spoken, deadpan]
I T.
Keeping language simple.
Since... never.