Englisch
Bugbusters
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Bugbusters Verse 1: If your pod won’t start and your build just died... Who you gonna call? Bugbusters! If your cluster’s down and your app’s gone wide... Who you gonna call? Bugbusters! Pre-Chorus: I ain’t afraid of no crash. I ain’t afraid of no patch. Verse 2: If the network’s stuck and the pings don’t go... Who you gonna call? Bugbusters! If your DB screams and the writes are slow... Who you gonna call? Bugbusters! Bridge: When your Docker's cursed and the health checks fail, When your stack explodes and your logs turn pale... Better make that call — Bugbusters! Breakdown: If your YAML’s cursed and your Helm charts cry... Who you gonna call? Bugbusters! If your autoscaler says goodbye... You better call... Bugbusters! Pre-Chorus: I ain’t afraid of no bugs. I ain’t afraid of no logs. Outro: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Who you gonna call? Bugbusters! If the code goes rogue and it’s 3 AM... You better call... Bugbusters!