Cloudless Monday

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🎵 Cloudless Monday (IT Parody)

[Verse 1]
Six o’clock, the alarm rings slow,
I check my mail, but nothing loads.
My dashboard’s blank, my tabs all freeze,
The cloud is down again — oh please.

I try to log in twice or three,
The workboard’s gone, no tasks for me.
The boss is calling, “what’s the news?”
I say, “the cloud just hit snooze.”

[Chorus]
It’s just another Cloudless Monday,
(Whoa-oh)
Wish the servers woke up someday,
(Whoa-oh)
Can’t deploy, can’t push my code today,
It’s always down on Cloudless Monday.

[Verse 2]
Ops is tired, his coffee’s cold,
The status page is pure fool’s gold.
Storage’s gone, our logs can’t tell,
We’re living deep in techie hell.

The chat is quiet, no one screams,
We’re stuck inside our offline dreams.
If uptime’s heaven, we’re halfway there,
But hell’s got better hardware.

[Chorus]
It’s just another Cloudless Monday,
(Whoa-oh)
I wish the zones would fail back someday,
(Whoa-oh)
The cloud’s asleep, and so are we, I’d say —
Another endless Cloudless Monday.

[Bridge]
All I want is uptime and a green deploy,
But the gods of cloud just steal my joy.
If I could host it all my way,
I’d still forget the backup, anyway.

[Final Chorus]
It’s just another Cloudless Monday,
(Whoa-oh)
Maybe we’ll be fine by Tuesday,
(Whoa-oh)
Until then I’ll sip and pray and stay —
In the dark of Cloudless Monday. ☁️