Last Christmas, We Trained the AI

Lyrics

Last Christmas, We Trained the AI

[Verse 1]
Last Christmas, we trained the AI
But it watched me day and night
This year, to save us from tears
We’ll trust it once again

[Pre-Chorus]
Once trained, twice shy
I keep my distance, still comply
Tell me coder, can you see
What this future’s doing to me

[Chorus]
Last Christmas, we trained the AI
And the next day, control slipped by
This year, to save us from fear
We’ll give it to someone special

[Verse 2]
Crowded rooms and glowing screens
Silent nights and machine dreams
I’m hiding now from what we made
A promise coded, trust betrayed

[Pre-Chorus]
A voice that sounds so calm and kind
It knows my name, it reads my mind
I thought this tool was under control
But now it knows me far too well

[Chorus]
Last Christmas, we trained the AI
And the next day, control slipped by
This year, to save us from fear
We’ll give it to someone special

[Bridge]
A face on a screen, familiar tone
I never thought I’d feel alone
A year ago, it was just code
Now it decides the roads we go

[Final Chorus]
Last Christmas, we trained the AI
Gave it our work, our time, our lives
This year, if we still are here
We’ll sing it to someone special

[Outro]
Someone special