THE CLOUD LEAGUE

Lyrics

[Intro]

Dark dashboards glowing
in the middle of the night
five clouds in the skyline
none of them feel right

Logs are scrolling faster
alerts begin to scream
too many consoles open
inside the Ops team

[Verse 1]

AWS is shouting
"We can scale the sky!"
Streaming half the internet
with clusters running high

Azure sells another portal
with a thousand tabs in sight
Enterprise solutions
in a never ending fight

Google brings the AI
that will automate it all
Oracle is calling sales
before the servers fall

[Pre-Chorus]

Five clouds rising
nobody knows the bill
Five consoles open
and the clusters standing still

When the pager starts screaming
and the systems start to fall

[Chorus]

Call the Cloud League
riding through the storm tonight
Too many clouds in the sky
too many dashboards to fight

We are the Cloud League
scaling through the endless night
When the servers start to scream
we bring the system back to life

[Verse 2]

Google says "More AI!"
it will fix the code
Azure brings compliance
for the enterprise mode

AWS keeps scaling
every noisy neighbor loud
Oracle says compute is cheap
"Just move into our cloud!"

IBM speaks softly
about hybrid destiny
while the DevOps engineers
just want stability

[Pre-Chorus]

Five clouds rising
nobody knows the bill
Five consoles open
and the clusters standing still

Terraform is whispering
"apply and we will see…"

[Chorus]

Call the Cloud League
riding through the storm tonight
Too many clouds in the sky
too many dashboards to fight

We are the Cloud League
scaling through the endless night
When the servers start to scream
we bring the system back to life

[Bridge]

When the logs are burning
and the uptime falls apart
Through the clouds we come deploying
with automation in our heart

Clusters start awakening
pipelines running clean
And somewhere in the distance
all the metrics turn to green

[Final Chorus]

We are the Cloud League
guardians of every byte
Too many clouds in the sky
but we will make them unite

We are the Cloud League
fighting through the endless night
When the systems start collapsing
we bring the network back to life

[Outro]

Five clouds shining
in the morning light
The dashboards all are quiet
and the graphs are looking right

But somewhere in the distance
a new cloud starts to rise…