User, Come Back Soon

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight we present a very special song —
a story about patience, silence, and endless waiting...
Here is Eddy Kwinn,
singing his heartfelt ballad: “User, Come Back Soon.”

[Verse 1]
We fixed your little issue, the logs are crystal clear,
we sent you our solution — but you’re still not here.
We’re waiting in the ticket queue, day by lonely day,
and if you never answer, it will auto-close away.

[Chorus]
User, come back soon — open up your case!
User, leave a message — don’t just drift in space!
User, come back soon — tell us if it’s fine,
’cause without your answer, we can’t close the line.

[Verse 2]
The server’s running smoothly, the error’s gone for good,
but we can’t mark it finished, though we really should.
Just one small confirmation, a single word or two —
before the bot reminds us: “Still no reply from you!”

[Chorus]
User, come back soon — open up your case!
User, leave a message — don’t just drift in space!
User, come back soon — tell us if it’s fine,
’cause without your answer, we can’t close the line.

[Verse 3]
Then weeks go by in silence, and one fine day we see,
a brand new shiny ticket — same old misery.
The problem’s just repeated, the circle starts anew,
and deep inside we whisper: “We’ve seen this bug or two…”

[Chorus]
User, come back soon — open up your case!
User, leave a message — don’t just drift in space!
User, come back soon — tell us if it’s fine,
’cause without your answer, we can’t close the line.

[Outro]
So many sleeping tickets, forgotten in the night,
and sometimes, in the silence… we see that blinking light.